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| The Apocrypha Discordia | As Mao Tsu says, if Shit didn't happen you'd explode. |
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| The Art Room | The BBC maintains a real, physical Discordian art gallery. Until internet teleportation is perfected, though, all we can do is show you pictures of a few of the exhibits.
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| The Barry Bittwister Cabal Antiwar Statement | Where we stand. |
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| The DADA Manifesto | DADA is our intensity: it erects inconsequential bayonets and the Sumatral head of German babies; Dada is life with neither bedroom slippers nor parallels; it is against and for unity and definately against the future; we are wise enough to know that our brains are going to become flabby cushions, that our anti-dogmatism is as exclusive as a civil servant, and that we cry liberty but are not free; a severe necessity with entire discipline nor morals and that we spit on humanity. |
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| The Guide to Lockpicking | The big secret of lock picking is that it's easy. Anyone can learn how to pick locks. |
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| The Law of Fives - Proved! | The Law of Fives is so obviously true that you should have already realized it (note; this is similar reasoning to that used by Thomas Aquinas when he explained why people who had never heard of Jesus could still be damned). However, we will prove the law of fives here anyways. |
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| A Magickal Primer | Rev. Fenderson made this book for his daughter as a birthday present. Just because it's not funny doesn't mean it's not true. |
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| The Map of the Gods | Hawaii. Gods. Maps. What more could you want? |
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| The Opposite of Sex | Bob the Builder: A Crash Course in Sexual Innuendo |
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| The Principia Discordia, PalmOS Version | Now, you can take the Principia Discordia with you on your Palm handheld! This includes many of the original graphics. |
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| The Principia Ordia | A different view. |
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| The Random Initiation Project | Tithing, the Discordian way. |
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| The Sheek Interview | In late 2002, our own John Fenderson was interviewed for a novel print magazine in Australia. It was called "Sheek", and aimed at young women who happen to have brains. For those of you who are not young, female, smart, Australian, or any combination of those, we reprint the interview here. |
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| This is Not the Title of This Essay | A Playful Look at Attempts to Solve the Problems of Paradox and Self-Reference |
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| The True Myth | You recall the story of the Golden Apple, in the exoteric and expurgated version at least? The true version is the same, up to a point. |
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| The W Page | wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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| The Weekly Epiphany | Weekly words, written weekly. |
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| Will the Real Loki Please Stand Up? | Has Loki, the Norse 'Trickster' god, been misrepresented as an evil, scheming character, who was even considered by early Christians to be another face of the Devil? Or does Loki have his roots as a much more ancient god, concerned with the balance of nature? It seems that Loki has all the attributes to suggest the latter. |
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| The Zenarchist Cookbook | ESOTERIC BOOK, FOR EXCEPTIONED RITE USE ONLY; TO BE LEFT OPENLY ON A PUBLIC BENCH SOMEWHERE UPON WITHDRAWAL OR DEATH OF RECIPIENT |
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