We are very excited to be taking part in the counterstrike Rev. Daschious announced last week, and now widen the call to arms to include everyone reading these words. The time for revolution is here! Rise up! Your future is yours! Reach out and caress it.
I hear you saying “yes, I do want to overthrow the tyranny of the New Prudery, but what can I do? I am but one man/woman/pseudocabbage!” While it may seem as if anything you could do would be inconsequential, do not be decieved! The oppression cannot continue unless you let it. We propose, as a start, to take advantage of the Summer of Sass, Flirt & Tease and begin sassing, flirting, and teasing. The good Rev. Daschious is a better expert of Sass than I, so I’ll just address flirting this time.
Two years ago, Eris manifested in the air before my camera and allowed me to take a single snapshot. If you’ve ever wondered what She really looks like, have a gander. Of course, due to the poor psycho-temporal-spatial resolution of my imaging device, you’ll have to stare unblinking at it for at least an hour — preferably stoned — to see Her true image.
