It appears from previous posts that something of a crisis is unfolding. We may have reached Peak Sass and Sleaze Without Tease threatens to create a new form of prudery: concupiscence without pleasure. Needless to say, this is intolerable.
At the DRT Annex, where Discordian action plans are gently fondled, we’ve been discussing these loathsome trends. It is true, as JohnFen says, we are needed now more than ever. Which is why I called my friends at the Cube Works and asked them if they would collaborate in a counterstrike. The response was more than I expected. They have agreed to co-sponsor a summer of sass, flirt & tease. The video announcement of this partnership is available for download.
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Concupiscence!? Damn, I love learning new words. I’m going to try and work that one in every conversation today.
That orange cube really gets me horny.
Isn’t that great? I snagged it off a Jesuit who was passed out on the train.
I gotta re-do those letters at some point. I was happier with them last night than I am now.
The orange cube is like the green M&M, except it’s color is complimentary, cubular and pulsing compared to ovoid and rigid (perhaps peanuty).
Maybe it’s like digital gelatin made with rum and E.
I’m getting a stiffy just offa the chipper stripper musik alone.
Cap’n, it does my heart-esque organ good to read those words. I tingle from the tips of my tentacles to my feeding cilia just thinking about such wonders. Many thanks.
P’waxy, that’s “Eight Eight Five”, played by George Winston and composed by Vince Guaraldi for . . . hee, hee. . . Charles Schulz’s Snoopy cartoons! It’s Snoopy music.