I love orgasms. Obviously. Who doesn’t? They are beautiful.
What I love about them is more than their immediate power, but that while they command so much of our attention and energy, we know very little about them. They are enigmatic. Baffling. Brainy. Even that most blatant and unsubtle of creatures, the male orgasm, isn’t understood as well as you might suppose. That doesn’t stop people from trying to explain them, though. Yes, they’re good fun, but just about every man has faced the wrath of the unsatisfied female once or twice, so they know that this is not a game.
But today isn’t the day for intellectualizing about all of this. Today is the day to have one or give one. Simultaneously if at all possible — and no faking!
Make your G.O.D. a happy one.
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Hooray! Another 20 seconds added to my 15 minutes of fame.
You know…there is another Mark Plattner, one who is a Doctor of Polical Science, and I’m pretty sure he changed his name from Mark to Marc because of Global Orgasm Day, and/or being confused with me.
Make the connection some time today brothers and sisters. The only thing you have to lose is your ego.
Yarrrrr…oh god, OH GOD!
Have two together.
yum.
Thanks! Really interesting. I wish i could spend my time on writing articles…just have no time for it.