We’ve spent the last month planning and carrying out a major Discordian operation, the details of which had to be kept very extra super-duper secret, for obvious reasons. We are happy to announce that our operation was a success. We only took a couple of casualties and our strike was decisive. We bet you felt it, but didn’t know what it was. Now you know.
We’re still dealing with the loose ends and other aftermath, but then things will be back to a lesser abnormal.
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Wait, so - that massive and unprecedented atmospheric disturbance over the San Joaquin Valley was *you*?!?
Damn, you’re good.
Well, our lawyers insist that we can neither confirm nor deny any particular effect resulting from any of our activities that may or may not have actually occurred. Suffice it to say that when dealing with powerful chaotic forces, one can never foresee the totality of possible side effects. We apologize for any inconvenience may or may not has happened and that we may or may not have caused.
Ah, so THAT explains why I couldn’t get out of bed for a week. I knew it couldn’t be the flu, not again.
Good Lord! So *you’re* to blame for the three straight days of rain here in the Valley. Damn, that’s some awesome Mindfuck.
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Mwahaha! I sink Baltimore!