It’s no secret that we’re under constant attack from the forces of evil. They’re implacable, and they’re everywhere. It’s been my hope that I might meet a gruesome death with some dignity, but the portents suggest otherwise.
Hold me!
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Maybe there is a spot open in DethKlok
I tried a citizen’s arrest on one the little fuckers when I caught it stealing apples from my neighbor. I was savagely bitten for my attempt at mercy. Six months in the hospital, Cap’n! Six months…
All I can say is be careful when you come across them. I’m not a violent man myself. I get a chill just thinking about harming others. But even I take precautions these days.
Oh, I wants me one o’ them mortars. I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks squirrels are nasty little bitches and are probably mentioned somewhere in Revelations as an apocalyptic (or at least apoplectic) sign.