Discordian Research Technology

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That bowl is a trumpet mouthpiece. As a smoker, I salute him, but as a trumpet player, I’ll kill him if I ever meet him.

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Come to discover, after all these years, that my song is not, in fact, good enough for anyone else to hear. It’s not good enough now, and it never was.

It is universal across cultures and universal across all epochs of recorded history. It unfolds according to a standard developmental schedule, resulting in high musical capacity in all normal human adults relative to the musical capacities of closely related species: almost everyone can learn a melody, carry a tune, and appreciate musical performances by others. Read the rest of this entry »

Mr. Alexander asks that no commercial use be made of his music without his permission. He’s got pages and pages of it and it’s all good — a fine, generous collection and he’s made it available to the public. It includes the Little Bighorn Rag, with tuba! The tuba, as you may know, is the sacred instrument of the Ooompahpah Discordians.

After a bout with a terrible caffeine overdose last Saturday, I slowly regained consciousness and looked cautiously around. People surrounded me, sitting at tables and sipping beer. They had that distinctive subdued excitement that only intellectual suburban college freaks riding on a slow stream of microbrews, pot, and a light sprinkling of psilocybin can emit.

Clippergirl nudged me to stand. “It’s time, let’s go.” We followed the growing tide of flesh into an adjoining chamber where we were processed and, ominously, issued brightly colored blindfolds. Shuffling past the processing station, I found myself in yet a third chamber, larger and darker than all the rest. A murmur greeted as I realized just where I was: deep in the Green Zone in Baghdad. What manner of horrors awaited me?

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Dead City Radio is a musical album by Beat Generation author William S. Burroughs, which was released by Island Records in 1990.

Wikipedia entry

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