The Sacred Season Whollyday of Discoflux

Discoflux occurs of the 50th day of Discord.

Yes, the pure Chaos is coagulating like old gravy. It's taking its time about it though. Right now, it's more like lukewarm gravy with a bit of gravyskin on top. The Chaos is still present under the placid surface of unbroken brown expanse. This is Discord. On this day, pluck the skin off of that pool and gobble it down with gusto.

Celebration Ideas

• Remember: This is a legal Discordian religious holiday, recognized by the US government. You are within you rights to demand the day off from work.
• Have an ancient Roman feast.
• Perform the Turkey Curse on five unsuspecting greyfaces.
• Imbibe large quantities of your preferred intoxicant.
• Squeal like a schoolgirl.
• Put up a mirrored ball, wear a white suit and play '70s music.

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