Modern Mind Control

ObeyWe are the most propagandized people in the known history of the world. While the techniques and mechanisms are the same now as they have always been, modern communications and data mining systems have made it more effective than ever.

When people hear advertising techniques described as “mind control,” they often think that’s overly sensationalistic. That’s because they don’t know what mind control really is. It’s persuasion, not mind control, they say; mind control involves torture, drugs, weird flashing lights, and that sort of thing. Those techniques are used, of course, but those sorts of things are just a tiny slice of the mind control pie. The most common techniques are being used against you every day. And, whether you are aware of it or not, you are very easily programmable.

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Oracularities

Look though herePretty much every culture that we know of throughout history has had oracles, so we know they’re pretty important. An oracle’s job is to provide insight and wisdom. Contrary to the popular image of them, very few oracles were into predicting the future. They tended to be more about looking at the now in a new and different way.

Our modern cultures are no different, of course. We have oracles everywhere, from Magic 8-Balls through advice columnists, celebrities, therapists, and even some people who actually hold more wisdom than most of us.

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ErisWatch 2.0 Is Out

ErisWatchLiterally dozens of people have been eagerly anticipating this major new release of ErisWatch. And now it is upon us. Let the celebrations commence!

ErisWatch is a Discordian watchface for your Pebble or Pebble Time smartwatch. The Aneristic vibrations emitted by smartwatches can pose a health hazard, and these can be countered by using our specially designed watchface. If you own any model of Pebble, then we urge you to use ErisWatch.

ErisWatch screenshot
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ErisWatch screenshot

Things that are different in this new version:

  • Two pretty new analog watchfaces in brilliant color if you’re using a Time, and brilliant coarsely dithered gray if you’re not.
  • Bug fixes, obviously
  • New bugs, obviously
  • The ability to turn the tick marks on or off on analog watchfaces, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  • Layout improvements.
  • New secrets and goodies for you to discover.
  • Other stuff we probably forgot about.

Get yours here.

Kallisti! A Fnord Game

Kallisti!We are saddened that the Cuckoo Trail Cabal’s website no longer exists. In part because that was where you could find Kallisti!, the finest fnord game in Discordia. In order to prevent this wonderful game from being lost, we are now hosting it here.

Download, print, glue, and play. The BBC (No Relation) has successfully wasted massive amounts of time playing this. You can too.