Pornographer

Deep down, everyone wants to be a pornographer. Take advantage of this instinct with this party game. You need a group of people (we suggest five of each sex) who don’t know how this game is played. Everyone else gets to watch.

Pick three people from this group — a man, a woman, and a man or a woman — and send everyone else in the group into another room, where they can’t see or hear what’s happening.

Explain the concept to the three — they’re staging a play, and in the scene a couple of partygoers have returned from the party. The man and the woman are the initial actors, and the third wheel is the director. (Let’s pretend this is a man)

The director poses the couple into a vignette representing the first few minutes of the scene. He can arrange the pose in any way he wants, as appropriate to the time of the scene (they probably aren’t going to be naked in a pool of Jello. Yet.) Maybe one is pouring a shot of Jack Daniels for the other or something, who knows.

Now comes the surprise — once the actors are posed, the director must then take the place of the male actor in the scene. (If the director is female, then she replaces the female actor.) If the director balks because he chose some humiliating pose, remind him that he can’t possibly object to doing what he was perfectly happy to force another to do.

The retired actor joins the audience. Now, call a new director from the waiting group. Be sure to alternate the sex of the directors. The new director then reposes the actors to represent the next moment in the evening, then replaces one of the actors after the posing is complete.

Rinse. Repeat, until all the waiting people have been called or the game devolves into an outright orgy. If the orgy happens before the waiting people are all called in, too bad for them. Anyone who willingly imposes imprisonment on themselves just because they were told to doesn’t deserve any pie.