Pool Party Pabulum

Lounging by the pool, Discordian style

Lounging by the pool, Discordian style

You work hard all day. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could just come home, kick back by the pool, and let us cook you some dinner? Unfortunately, internet technology is still far too primitive to make that possible. The best we can do is plan your dinner for you.

Honestly, the general consensus here is that figuring out what to make is the hardest part, anyway.  And as long as you’re cooking, you may as well invite some friends over to share. Hey, we’ve given you a pool party! You’re welcome.

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Drink Like a Discordian

Drink Responsibly.

Drink Responsibly.

An important part of summer for many Discordians is booziness. The more obsessive ones are already planning ahead for this. As all of us who have held disastrous drunkfests know full well, there can be a lot more to it than just pouring liquor down your gaping maw. We’re here to help with suggestions that will guarantee it.

For starters, it is critically important to have the proper attire.

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