Another Zaraday is upon us. May there be much muing and nervous shuffling of papers throughout the land. Discordians don’t talk much about Zarathud the Staunch, preferring the more flamboyant Dr. Van Van Mojo, or the more verbose Sri Syadasti Yadavaktavya Syadasti Syannasti Syadasti Cavaktavyasca Syadasti Syannasti Syadavatavyasca Syadasti Syannasti Syadavaktavyasca. So let’s talk about the guy.
ErisWatch is a Discordian watchface for your Pebble or Pebble Time smartwatch. The Aneristic vibrations emitted by smartwatches can pose a health hazard, and these can be countered by using our specially designed watchface. If you own any model of Pebble, then we urge you to use ErisWatch.
Things that are different in this new version:
- Two pretty new analog watchfaces in brilliant color if you’re using a Time, and brilliant coarsely dithered gray if you’re not.
- Bug fixes, obviously
- New bugs, obviously
- The ability to turn the tick marks on or off on analog watchfaces, if you’re into that sort of thing.
- Layout improvements.
- New secrets and goodies for you to discover.
- Other stuff we probably forgot about.
We are saddened that the Cuckoo Trail Cabal’s website no longer exists. In part because that was where you could find Kallisti!, the finest fnord game in Discordia. In order to prevent this wonderful game from being lost, we are now hosting it here.
Download, print, glue, and play. The BBC (No Relation) has successfully wasted massive amounts of time playing this. You can too.
We found this curious document deep in the bowels of the BBC (No Relation)’s fileserver. It was collected about 15 years ago and forgotten. While we have no record of who the brave soul that took these photos is, nor any clue about his fate, a find such as this must be published for all, Erisian or otherwise, to see. We have assembled the tale and added it to our online archives. Enjoy!
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“Do you have a flag?” – Eddie Izzard
Flags are weird and they make people do weird things. There. I said it.
Case in point. A nice, otherwise completely rational woman named Bree Newsome climbed a pole recently. Crazy right?
She did this in broad daylight, for absolutely no money, and all because of an ink-stained strip of cloth. Insane, I know!