At first glance, Rice Krispies aren’t the most obviously Discordian cereal. While each individual grain differs from its little grain buddy next to it, they aren’t all that different. A bowl of Rice Krispies is very uniform, boring, and beige. Worse yet, they don’t taste all that exciting unless you add stuff to them. They’re not bad, exactly, but without sugar, fruit, or the promise of a (mercury-)Free Toy Inside you’d never really bother to eat the stuff.
Don’t be fooled! There’s a lot of really interesting, and chillingly ominous, things going on here. Rice Krispies are the Trickster cereal, a cereal we Discordians can learn a lot from. Simply looking at them, dry and naked in a bowl, subjects us to their first trick. Do you think you’re looking at individual grains of rice that have been somehow inflated into a little krispie? HA! They’re nothing of the sort.
It has long been the stance of the BBC (No Relation) that bottled water is to be forsaken as an affront to Our Lady Eris, as it is taking one of the most potent Eristic forces and confining it in a prison of Anerism. It takes a wild, primal force, strips it of life and energy, and turns it into a factory-made product, convenient for labeling, shipping, and charging an insane markup for. However, there are plenty of other reasons to avoid bottled water, ranging from 