Singlenesia may have gone silent for a few years, but that doesn’t mean that the hardtwerking members of the Barry Bittwister Cabal (Software Division) have been idle. One of the toys they’ve been playing with lately is the Pebble Smartwatch. All things considered, we believe that the Pebble is the best smartwatch on the market.
But it has a problem. It is so ordered, emits so many aneristic vibrations, that it is a serious health risk to Discordians. Not to worry, because we have the cure. And that cure is to bring balance back through our eristic watchface: ErisWatch. Behold: