It’s Syaday. Blow your mind.
Today is the 70th of Discord. Also known as May 23. Also known as 5/23. Also known as Jake Day Jr.! For our non-Discordian friends, think of Jake Day Jr. as the Discordian April Fools Day. Go forth and pull small pranks all day today, especially ones that damage personal dignity or modesty. As if you weren’t already.