The Principia Ordia

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Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Principia Ordia... A rare flash od inspiration..
Date: Sun Jan 10 05:13:00 1993


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                                                        ->From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped Eros (god of erotic love)
A =POPE= is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities.
A B C D E F G H I J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z
A Discordian Society Legionnaire is one who prefers not to create his own
A GAME
A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo
A Joint Effort of the Discordian Society
A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization
A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the Heathen
A ZEN STORY
A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger. Dubbed
A jug of wine,
A leg of lamb
A person belonging to one or more Order is just as likely to carry a flag of
A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing.
A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania ("Med-Terra" or middle earth), who
A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS                             B) SEASON HOLYDAYS
ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF PERFECTION.
AN EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT &
ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others, some more
ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR
ARTIST.
ASCII pebbles -DtC] REALLY form a pentagon?
Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew
Advertisement
Aftermath, an Age of Disorder in which calculation, computations, and
Agents will contact you shortly.
Ahua, 8 Cumhu, Mayan date. Revived by Abdul Alhazred in his infamous Al Azif,
Albuquerque, NM) and ZEN WITHOUT ZEN MASTERS by Camden Benares (And/Or
All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some
An Erisian Hymn
An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that any one
An ORDAINED POEE PRIEST or PRIESTESS is defined as "one who holds an
And follow the Way it carries you,
And so it is that we, as men, do not exist until we do; and then it is that we
And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the mystery of
And they started fighting, and they started throwing punch all over the
And thou!
And when men become free then mankind will be free.
And with that he revealed his scroll. It was a diagram, like a yin-yang with
And, in return, Aneris swore that no matter how many existent things Eris
Aneristic Illusion. They do not know that they belong to Orders of Discordia.
Apostle. Lord Omar claims that Dr. Mojo heaps hatred upon Patamunzo, who sends
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Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.
As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to us in
Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL?                 very MENTION of the FORBIDDEN
B.C. Possibly it was he who taught the inner-teachings to Conan of Cimmeria
BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname), do herewith declare myself a
Barnum, I'm not sure. The jumping man on page 12 is from an advertisement. I
Bavaria. 
Bavarian Illuminati
Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands
Beside me,
Blfffffffffffft!
Brother Ram,
Building, a most pregnant manifestation of straightjacket order resting on a
Buns).
Buns, and ruminate a bit about It All.
Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris became established, and was hence
But also I sympathize with artists who must own and sell their works to earn a
But we know.
Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if he does not get
C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted
CANNOT SWALLOW HIS NOSE BUT HIS BROTHER CAN, HAS BEEN EXPOSED! IT IS MR.
CHORUS
CONVERSATION:
CYCLES," which states that social progress occurs in five cycles, the first
Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)
Chao, so that they can put "KSC" after their names.
Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.
Chapter 1, THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS
Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw Merry Jane. Patron to psychedelic type
Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron of the Season of
Climb into the Chao with a friend or two
Commerce, the Black Lotus Society, the Republican Party, the John Dillinger
Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established following (fictional or
Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden
Confusion becomes entrenched and during which Balanced Balance,or
Confusion, wherein It copulated with the Queen and begat ERIS, Our Lady of
Confusion. For further information, consult your pineal gland.
Convictions cause convicts.
Corrections to last week's copy: Johnny Sample is offensive cornerback for the
Curse of Greyface, THE TURKEY CURSE is here passed on to Erisians everywhere
DESPITE strong evidence to the contrary, persistant rumor has it that it was
DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help find more
Days of the Week*                 * The DAYS OF THE WEEK
Dear God;
Dedicated to an Advanced
Department of Comparative Realities, was assigned the Trust of the POEE Scruple
Dexter [to Ignotius]: That was me in that scene.
Dexter: He got our names mixed up.
Dexter: I don't much go for the worship business but I argee with Occupant
Dexter: I sort of enjoyed the confusion part.
Dexter: I think that George Dorn took too much guff from Hagbard. If someone
Dexter: I'll get it.
Dexter: I'm speaking figuratively of course. I'll tell you more tomorrow.
Dexter: You speak for yourself.
Dexter[to Gypsie]:It's a telegram for you, from Mal2.
Die For You Society, and the Camp Fire Girls. It is still useful to continue
Discord and Gross Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao.
Discordian thought; it wasn't Garrison's Xerox, it was his mimeograph; and it
Discordians have a tradition of assuming HOLY NAMES. This is not
Discordians. Patron of the Season of Confusion. Holyday: May 31. NOTE: Sri
Do You Remember?
Do these 5 pebbles [note: they were pebbles,originally..try doing
Doings
Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton.
Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that PATAMUNZO LINGANANDA is the True Second
Dream a Messenger of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Grove wherein
Dream he had a Vision, and in this Vision there came unto him a
Dull but Sincere Filler
ERIS
ERIS - GODDESS OF CHAOS, DISCORD & CONFUSION
ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS
ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent
ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And spelled inside out is REIS,
ERIS!" Shrewedly observe if the subject is convinced. If he is, swear him into
ERISTIC ILLUSION.
Each occurs on the 5th                          Each occurs on the 50th
Edition of PRINCIPIA. He seemed impatient with me, insisting that he didn't
Elements, SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE. Aneris, however, had been
Emperor Norton, Count Cagliostro, Guilliame of Aquaitaine, etc.
Episkoposes are developing separate paths to the Erisian mountain top. See the
Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And
Eristic propensity of the Pentagon site.
Esoteric, with the Authority invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office
Every man, woman and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope
Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Only a
Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with
Ewige Blumenkraft! HAIL ERIS.
Example: St. Quixote (Don Quixote, Cervantes)
Example: St. Yossarian (Catch 22, Heller)
Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint.
FBI.
FIFTH EDITION                                                   ODD# Infinity
FIVES. 
Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the
Face to fact with the mighty forces and elements of nature, the thoughtful man
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Fight till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles.
Finally even the box was closed. But over the years I noticed that copies were
Five Times Over Seventy-three Times, after which nothing would happen.
Fnords ->Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord,
For Office Use Only -- acc. rej. burned
For Your Enlightenment
For the Greater Glory,
Form, more or less, and such times are Ages of Balanced Unbalance, or
Fortunately, you have before you a handbook that will show you how to discover
From: MAD MALIK Hauptscheissmeister
G.H. Hill: Since then I have given up anarchy. Too many rules-- hating the
GODDESS OF CONFUSION
GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.
GP: Even false things?
GP: How can that be?
GP: Is Eris true?
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
GP: Will you develop that point?
GRAND OPERA                                     pisseth against the wall..."
GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST
GREATER POOP:Are you really serious or what?
GREYFACE
GYPSIE SKRIPTO [in response to a question]: ...1969 but only briefly. I guess
Garrison investigated Thornley). --GS
Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb;
Gen. Pandaemonium, Commanding
General License was Sgt. Pepper's Commander
Gentlemen, there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk? And what,
Gland" 
Glands have perverted the Free Spirit of Man, and subverted Life into a
Go To Your Left-Right....
God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?" If he should answer "Yes." then he
Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards
Goddess directs him. He speaks for himself and for those that say that they
Goddess known to the Greeks as ERIS and to the Romans as DISCORDIA. This was
Goddess of Confusion? It is utter madness!"
Gold and how the fuck did we manage to fit inside of a tiny post office box
Good Saint material and definitely inspiring.
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Great Seal to Jefferson in the garden that night. The Illuminated tradition
Greatest Association of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as
Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were,"
Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more
Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as
Guerrillas for World Peace. Patron of The Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19.
Gypsie [reading]: "If I told everybody how they could live inside of a post
Gypsie [to Hill] : What do you think of ILLUMINATUS?
Gypsie [to Hill]: And pacifism?
Gypsie [to Hill]: Did you really translate erotic Etruscan poetry?
Gypsie [to Hill]: Since you wrote it, I take it you are an anarchist?
Gypsie: ...what I really want to know is how can we all fit inside of a tiny
Gypsie: Can you use it without his permission?
Gypsie: Did you [Malik] have higher authority than the others?
Gypsie: Earlier you said that you met your objectives. Just what were those
Gypsie: Hey, guy, later. [to Hill]: Doesn't this leave you a little schizy?
Gypsie: How do you mean?
Gypsie: I have only one question left...
Gypsie: I'm reporting now, you talk.
Gypsie: Like what?
Gypsie: Perhaps. Later.
Gypsie: Specifically, what are some of the sources?
Gypsie: That name sounds familiar. Where is it from?
Gypsie: There are no real names at all?
Gypsie: To me?
Gypsie: Well, for one night anyway. The interview is in the PRINCIPIA.
Gypsie: What do you think about the PRINCIPIA now? Would you want to change it?
Gypsie: What's the other half?
Gypsie: Where did all the things in PRINCIPIA come from?
Gypsie: Will there ever be a Fifth Edition?
H.P. Lovecraft invented the NECRONOMICON. We answered according to our
HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
HARVEY OSWALD?
HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.
HIP-2-3-4, HIP-2-3-4
HODGE. The Pentagon has several references; for one,, it can be taken to
HOLYDAYS
HOW TO BECOME A POEE CHAPLIN
Hail Eris.                                              T'AI
Hall: Oh, some. Camden Benares is a real name because he legally changed his
Hand of Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the
Have a friendly class talk. Permit each child to tell any part of the unit on
Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY          IS there an ESOTERIC ALLEGORY con-
Have you ever secretly                          HYGIENE
He answers YES.
He is an Indian Pundit and Prince, born of the Peyotl Tribe, son of Gentle
He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords
Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal
Heaven is down. Hell is up.
Hemlock? I never touch the stuff!
Her
Her Apple Corps is strong!
Her Apple Corps is strong!
Her Apple Corps is strong!
Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either She was the
Here is  a letter from A.I.S.B. to POEE:
Herewith your copy. DO NOT DIVULGE THIS INFORMATION - SECURITY E-5.
Herself to The Golden Apple Corps for the first time.
Hey Man...Great! I feel goofy, the way my old man looks when he's drunk. 
Hill. He has also translated several volumes of Etruscan erotic
Hill: ...I do point out that it makes just as much sense from its own
Hill: A character can have a sign if I want it so.
Hill: But of course training contradicts Discordian principles.
Hill: He got mixed up about me too, in COSMIC TRIGGER. Bob says that when
Hill: I consider it a successful work and I wouldn't want to change it. In
Hill: I'm not sure I ever was one. Mal2 was not, Malik was. Personally I
Hill: If it is his? I don't know. I hope so. it means "left right" in Latin
Hill: It's OK, I'm half Gemini.
Hill: Its a name I came up with in the old days and never used it much. Its on
Hill: Nope. A spirit is a product of definition and the one who is doing the
Hill: Oh bull! Besides, I changed her so much the Greeks would never recognize
Hill: Oh, I changed a quote from Tom Gnostic on page 61 and I don't think he
Hill: Oh, I love it. I was finishing PRINCIPIA when Shea and Wilson were
Hill: Sure, but I used a pen name. I signed it "Robert Anton Wilson".
Hill: Taurus. That makes me a stubborn schizy.
Hill: There already is a Fifth Edition, by Mal2. It is a one page telegram
Hill: Weel, the poem on the front cover is by Walt Kelly and was spoken by one
Hill: Well you can look at it like that if you want to, but I created Mal2 to
Hill: Well, a full answer would take another book in itself. Most of the
Hill: Well, take a collage for example. Like the early one on page 36 of the
Hill: Well, that's hard to answer because it kept refining itself over the
Hill: Yeah, in a way that is right. That is why my name does not appear
Hill: Yeah. I get along better with rocks.
His name is Sanskrit, and means: All affirmations are true in some sense, false
Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian
Honest Book.
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no
I Tell You: One must 
I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build
I burst out with questions like whether he preferred Panama Red or Acapulco
I enjoyed each of these yarns and did my part to help spread them. I was
I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness
I like ILLUMINATUS for the surrealism. A very effective method of writing.
I missed you guys.
I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks. It has been
I told them it had been transmitted by a canine intellgence --
I've ever seen. The Lick Here Box on page 23 is one of many tidbits making the
I) The Out House
IF THE TELEPHONE RINGS TODAY..... WATER IT!
IGNOTUM PER IGNOTIUS: It's like hating your own fantasies.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering
II) The House of the Rising Collapse
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone &
III) The House of the Rising Hodge
INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of
IV) The House of the Rising Podge
If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and a lot of
If a quixotic socrates studied zen under Zorba...?
If he, wonder of wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally resort to:
If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.
If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master
If you can't find the Polyfather, or having found him, don't want anything to
If you like Erisianism as it is presented according to Mal-2, then you may
If you think the PRINCIPIA is just a ha-ha, then go read it again.
If you want in on the Discordian Society then declare yourself what you wish
If you would rather not, then please pass this copy on to someone and perhaps
If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be
Ignotius: A perfectly normal pagan relationship.
Ignotius: Besides people confused him with Joe Malik in ILLUMINATUS.
Ignotius: Deities change things around all the time.
Ignotius: Here, here.
Ignotius: I am an athiest myself. There is no Greg Hill.
Ignotius: I got misquoted. Worse, I wasn't even in that scene and if I had
Ignotius: I'm a Whale.
Ignotius: Idealism lives with rules. Realism lives with rocks.
Ignotius: If you can live rewardingly with Goddess Eris you can live with any
Ignotius: Oh, is that what that was?
Ignotius: That is characteristic of the Discordian perspective.
Illumination. And it will teach you how to turn your miserable mess into a
In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as a Shrine by
In other words, people invent gods and not the other way around. Later I
In parks. On lots. Public flower beds. In remote places. At City Hall.
In the 50's a female deity was blasphemy. In the 70's a humorous deity is
In the 50's my culture taught me that I was created by and for a deity, a
In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling alley, and within
In the meantime - plant your seeds.
In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of
Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.
Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.
It also helps if one is absolutely zonked out of his gourd.
It is also the shape of the United States Military Headquarters, the Pentagon
It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
It is called THE SACRED CHAO. I appoint you Keepers of It. Therein you will
It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now
It is known that they now have absolute domination over all organized churches
It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that
It is perplexing.
It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the first two thousand miles, which
It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the fifth time five
It says little,
It will advise you how to balance your Pineal Gland and reach spiritual
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Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to read "DOOM". (This is
Joe. Malaclypse was actually Alan Watts, one heard. No,said another legend
Join in thickest fray;
Joyce's Finnegan's Wake, Burroughs Nova Express, the King James translation of
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Know It begins to unfold, in which Whatever Is Coming emerges in Corporal
LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL! HAIL YES!
Lama. Inclosed are some plans for several new potential locations. Please
Later Omar activated the Hung Mung Cong Tong and ELF, on zenarchist
Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
Lay it before Kings of Nations and Collectors of Garbage. Preach from
Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea was bitter.
M2: Even false things are true.
M2: Everything is true.
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question
M2: No.
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the
M2: To dissolve them.
MAD MALIK: No wonder, he was pretty much a one man show then. We were just his
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness
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MOMOMOTO WHO CAN SWALLOW HIS NOSE. HE SWALLOWED HIS BROTHER IN THE SUMMER OF
MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD, KSC, is the High Priest of
Mad Malik, Hauptscheissmeister; Resident for Norton Cabal
Magicians, and progeny the scientists, have always taken themselves and their
Magicians, especially since the Gnostic and the Quabala influences, have
Make a few copies of this letter (5 would be nice) and send them to friends of
Mal! If civilization makes it through this crises, our grandchildren will live
Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He
Malaclypse the Younger KSC
Malaclypse the Younger, were indulging in their habit of sipping coffee at
Malaclypse.
Malignatius, KNS.
Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of
Malik: Come on Greg, you just think that we are your characters....
Malik: Mal2 once told me that pacifism was a dilemma. If everybody was a
Malik: No, [but I was allowed to speak in the POOP] because [Malaclypse the
Malik: Oh so what. Contradictions are nothing to Discordians.
Malik: Spirits don't have signs.
Malik: We have had this argument before, Reverend Doctor Brother. But wine
Malik: What you don't realize is that a spirit has a self identity.
Malik: [Anarchy] is also standing up and proceeding forward, fantasy rule or
Manifestations of Everyday Chaos
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Mary Jane says "Plant Your Seeds. Keep Prices Down."
Masons, the Rothchild Banks, and the Federal Reserve System, we now have
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May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes.
May we warn you against imitations! Ours is the original and genuine
May you be free of The Curse of Greyface.
May you have the knowledge of a sage,
Meanwhile, at the Chinese laundromat...
Messenger of Our Lady who entrusted to him a Rigoletto cigar box
Metaphysical Reality and that The Erisian Movement is really more like a poem
Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao;
Mockery, and Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies,
Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
Mord says that Omar says that we are all unicorns anyway.
Mr. Momomoto's brother who swallowed Mr. Momomoto in the summer of '44.
Mr. Momomoto, famous Japanese who can swallow his nose,has been
Mullah, and thereupon he worked digging in the sand for five days and
Myself." 
NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder
NONSENSE AS SALVATION
NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the \/ is taken to symbolize horns,
Nam because it was turning the renaissance into a political revolution and was
New York Jets, not fullback as stated. Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but
No harm, though, in admitting that some of them can be found disguised in
No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has
Non-Being and then to leave her and, so that he might play with order and
Non-Being." "I see,"replied Void, "Then I decree the following:
Not for Circulation!
Note to POEE Priests:
Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about
Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the daughter or wife of Chaos, or both),
O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak;
O! Hail Eris. All Hail Dis-cord-ia.
O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Elder Mal.
O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Gu-lik.
O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Hung Mung.
O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Mo-jo.
O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Zara-thud.
OF CHAINS!
ON NORBERT WEINER, NUCLEAR PHYSICIST
ON PRAYER
ORDER/DISORDER. They are the same!
ORDINATION AS A POEE PRIEST
Occupant: Brother needs some wine!
Occupant: Dilemma, Schilmemma. [to Gypsie]: What do you think of this, pretty
Occupant: Doesn't prove anything anyway.
Occupant: Eris told Mal2 what to use and where to find it.
Occupant: I choose Satyr.
Occupant: I do!
Occupant: I think paganism is a valid spiritual path. I encourage Erisianism
Occupant: Later then?
Occupant: See?
Occupant: So are other Erisians, like POEE.
Occupant: That's what She wanted!
Occupant: Well I can have a sign if I want to and screw both of you.
Occupant: You are smiling.
Occupant: You are supposed to be a pacifist.
Occupant: You didn't invent Eris. She caused you to think you created the
Occupant: You were inhabited by Malaclypse the Younger. He caused you to
Oct 24.
Of possible interest to all Discordians, this information is herewith released
Office of My High Reverence
Official
Official Discordian Document Number (if applicable): n/a
Official Proclamation -- ODD# III(b)/4,i;18Aft3135
Ohio!"
One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created
Onward, Fruits of Islam,
Onwards Buddhist Priests.
Onwards Christian Soldiers,
Ordination Certificate from the Office of the Polyfather."
Originating Cabal: Joshua Norton Cabal - San Francisco
Oswald was buying the assassination rifle, my girlfriend was printing the
Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
Our People's Underworld Movement sect in Larchmont, prefers "The World's
Over the Waves in whatever you do.
PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR
PISCES to AQUARIUS
PLANETARY Pi, which I discovered, is 61. It's a Time-Energy relationship
PLAYING GAMES.
POEE
POEE & It's Priests
POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for The PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF
POEE ASTROLOGICAL SYSTEM
POEE BROTHER of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD.
POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as Discordian
POEE Priestly Things. A "POEE Cabal" is exactly what you think it is.
POEE Priests to proselytes who desire a formal ceremony.
POEE has 5 DEGREES:
POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save Mal-2's pineal
POEE has not registered,incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the State,
POEE is a bridge from
POEE, and POEE is grounded in his episkopotic revelations of The Goddess. He
POEE, then none of these Truths are binding, and it is a rotten shame that you
POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, and it may be elaborated
POPE POOP.
POST OFFICE LIBERATION FRONT
PRINCIPIA were distributed by Mad Malik, Block Disorganizer, who had
PRINCIPIA. Each little piece was extracted from some larger work created by
PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the
PS: PRIVATE - Not for publication in The Principia.
PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing...
Part Five     The Golden Secret
Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to
Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie.
Patron and namesake of Mal-2. Patron on The Season of The Aftermath. Holyday:
Pelias and Kull. Founding of the Illuminated Ones of Bavaria, by Adam
Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink
Perfect Counterpushpull of the Hodge and the Podge.
Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get around to actually
Plant your seeds.
Please do not use me for a reference
Preparation for the Return to Oblivion to be followed by a Repetition of the
Presidential Tier, Paradise
Press, Berkeley, California). "We are operating on many levels here",
Priestly Things, using the Principia Discordia as a guide. Your Official Rank
Principia/Malaclypse was a very personal work for me and actually took 10
Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made
Probability is a mathematical concept, coming from statistics. Entropy comes
Professor Ignotius. He ushered me into a spacious wood paneled and tapestry
Prolonged use in a darkened room may induce hallucinations or trigger
Pyramid has five sides? -                       behold, I will bring evil upon
Pyrotechnics of pure energy formed her flowing hair, and rainbows manifested
Q. "How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its brains out?" A. Nobody has ever
Questions
R=P-D+N. The collection of values of D (and of P) for all delegates is clearly
REALITY lying behind the ANCIENT             TURN PALE with terror at the 
REV. DR. OCCUPANT: Malik was the only one he would ever let write for the POOP
RUB-A-DUB-DUB
RUB-A-DUB-DUB
RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound chunks of mud were
Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom
Reproduce and distribute these cards freely- POEE Head Temple, San Francisco
Resurrection of the Freedom-flowing Chaos. HAIL ERIS!
Rev. Mungo
Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to the evil
SAMPLE MESSAGE: ("HAIL ERIS")
SERIOUS/HUMOROUS.
SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER.
SINISTER DEXTER: It's OK with me. Fate is fate. I never much liked "Mad Malik"
SINK
SINK is played by Discordians and people of much ilk.
STEP 1. Write out the message (HAIL ERIS) and put all the vowels at the end
STEP 2. Reverse order (IEIASRLH)
STEP 3. Convert to numbers (9-5-9-1-19-18-12-8)
STEP 4. Put into numerical order (1-5-8-9-9-12-18-19)
STEP 5. Convert back to letters (AEHIILRS)
SYA-DASTI
SYA-DASTI KAVAK-TAV-YASKA
SYA-DASTI SYA-NASTI
SYA-DASTI, SYA-NASTI, SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA
SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA
SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVAKTAVYASCA commonly
Saints.
Seal of the United States.
Seasons
Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane.
She added, "victims of indigestion, you know."
She apparently embezzeled the Olympian Treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon
She heard this and then began to weep.
She opened a chain of whorehouses (which certainly would get a rise from the
She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak;*
Shea, and I both received hundreds of letters from people intrigued by the
Should you find that your own revelations of The Goddess become substantially
So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd t'other cheek!
Society Legionnaires. PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS. The POLYFATHER
Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE
Sparta. Anyway, everyone knows that the Trojan War followed when Sparta
Spoken. Take thine refuge with thine wine in the Nothing behind Everything,
Stagnation, is attained.
Stash, that ye may come to own it and, owning it, share it and,
Suddenly the place became devoid of light. Then an utter silence enveloped
Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She is
Summing the above equations, one for each delegate, gives S-S+NK, where K is
Syadasti should not be confused with BLESSED ST. GULIK THE STONED, who is not
System.
TAO FA TSU-DAN                                      FIND PEACE WITH A 
TELL NO ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO
TESTS BY DOCTORS PROVE IT POSSIBLE TO SHRINK
THAT BLOWS NO MINDS. And remember that there is no tyranny in the State of
THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA - VIGILANCE LODGE
THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT                                  HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
THE FIVE ORDERS OF DISCORDIA ("THEM")
THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR FICTIONAL BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING
THE FOLLOWING IS QUOTED FROM BERGAN EVANS
THE GOLDEN APPLE CORPS
THE LAST WORD
THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD:
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
THE RECENT EXPOSE THAT MR. MOMOMOTO, FAMOUS JAPANESE WHO CAN SWALLOW HIS NOSE,
THE REVELATION
THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung
THE TRUTH IS FIVE BUT MEN HAVE ONLY ONE NAME FOR IT.
THERE IS NO TRUTH
THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER.
THUS ENDS PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:
TO: REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation
TRANSGRESSICUTED. 
TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the air first.
Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs.
Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot
Temple at 555 Battery Street to try for an interview.
Test Question from Topanga Cabal The Twelve Famous Buddha Minds School: If
That man lives best who's fain
The Chinese on the page is a grocery ad, I think. The Norton money on page 14
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks.  
The Classification of Saints
The Discordian Society has no definition.
The Eminent 16th Century Mathemetician Cardan so detested Luther that he
The FIRST ED PRINCIPIA, by the way, was reproduced at Xerox Corp when
The Five Apostles of Eris.
The GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides             cealed in the apparently innocent
The Goddess Prevails.                   have a one-man cabal.
The Goddess. But the Greeks had only a limited understanding of Disorder, and
The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers of The Sacred
The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in
The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.
The Hidden stone ripens fast,
The High Priest makes no demands on his Priests, though he does rather expect
The Initiate answers PROBABLY.
The Initiate swears the following:                         DMTS
The Necronomicon.) In 1090 A.D. was the founding of The Ismaelian Sect
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year
The PODGE of the Sacred Chao is symbolized as The Golden Apple of Discordia,
The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of The Discordian Society,
The PRINCIPIA itself is a collage. A conceptual collage. All of it happens
The Pentagon represents the Aneristic Principle of Order and symbolizes the
The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
The Polyfather wishes to remind all Erisians the POEE was conceived not as a
The Priest continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name),
The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity-- She was shown as a grotesque
The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about
The Turkey Curse is designed solely to counteract negative aneristic vibes and
The Turkey Curse works. It is firmly grounded on the fact that Greyface and
The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS, commonly
The foregoing document was revealed to Mal-2 by the Goddess Herself through
The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases
The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this, or any
The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about "it" is in your mind
The results will be instantly apparent.
The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface into his early
The sunny one in a tunic was the Reverend Doctor Occupant, the trim khaki and
The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual School of Spiritual
The theorem to be proved is that if any even number of people take seats at
The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been
The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise
The words you are now reading are your ordination.
Then consult your pineal gland.
There are four other
There are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if you want to
There are no rules anywhere.            Some Episkoposes
There is a lot of pirated stuff in the PRINCIPIA, especially in the margins.
There is serenity in Chaos.
There walked into the room a chimpanzee, shaggy and grey about the muzzle,
Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of Her reputation as a
They looked around and saw that the bowlers were frozen like statues in a
This cryptographic cypher code is GUARANTEED TO BE 100% UNBREAKABLE.
This is St. Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from
This is an essential challenge to the basic concepts of all western occult
This is proven by the fact 
This is slightly less than the actual distance because we have not yet
This is to inform you that your current position as diety is herewith
Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes.
Those biased by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is
Thud.
To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood. Example: St.Norton
To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation
To this end, we propose that man develop his innate love for disorder, and
To: Jehova Yahweh
Today's DATE: day of the Carrot                 yesterday's DATE: Yes    ->